Banco de Dados

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>Sqlplus /nolog

SQL> ALTER DATABASE OPEN;

SQL> ORA-01403     INTERNAL ERROR, NO

SQL> ALTER DATABASE OPEN FORCE;

SQL> ORA-01404     INTERNAL ERROR, NO AND NO

SQL> RECORVER DATABASE;

SQL> ORA-01405     INTERNAL ERROR, WHY?

SQL> I NEED OPEN DATABASE;

SQL> ORA-01406     INTERNAL ERROR, WHY DO YOU NEED?

SQL> I WANT TO REMEMBER;

SQL> ORA-01407     INTERNAL ERROR, NO

SQL> RECOVER DATABASE;

SQL> ORA-01408     INTERNAL ERROR, DO YOU NOT FORCE

SQL> ORA-01409     INTERNAL ERROR, DO YOU HAVE FIVE YEARS DOES THAT

SQL> ORA-01410     INTERNAL ERROR, IT IS OK

SQL> I HAVE MISSING;

SQL> ORA-01411     INTERNAL ERROR, BUT YOU SHOUD NOT

SQL> ORA-01412     INTERNAL ERROR, TODAY, YOU IS HAPPY

SQL> JUST TO PLAY;

SQL> ORA-01403     INTERNAL ERROR, NO

SQL> PLEASE OPEN;

SQL> DATABASE OPENED … … … CLOSE AGAIN

SQL> ORA-01413     INTERNAL ERROR, NO, I HAVE CORRUPTION

SQL> I HAVE ARCHIVES;

SQL> ORA-01414     INTERNAL ERROR, NO, YOU DONT HAVE, IN 2007 YOUR TAPEMAN NOT SEEN THE MESSAGE, ERROR RECORDING ARCHIVE ARCH-0004566

SQL> I DONT SEEN THIS;

SQL> ORA-01416     INTERNAL ERROR, I REMEMBER THIS

SQL> DO YOU TAKE A CHANCE?;

SQL> ORA-01417     INTERNAL ERROR, YOU HAVE FIVE YEARS THAT YOUR FONE DONT RING IN WRONG TIME

SQL> ORA-01418     INTERNAL ERROR, YOU HAVE FIVE YEARS THAT NOBODY CALL YOU FOR PERFORMANCE PROBLEM

SQL> ORA-01418     INTERNAL ERROR, YOU HAVE FIVE YEARS THAT YOU SLEEP

SQL> ORA-01412     INTERNAL ERROR, TODAY, YOU IS HAPPY

SQL> I GIVE UP?

SQL> ORA-01419     INTERNAL ERROR, IT IS GOOD, TRUST ME!

SQL> I´M OK;

SQL> ORA-01418     INTERNAL ERROR, ME TOO, BYE

SQL> BYE;

SQL> ALTER DATABASE DISMOUNT;

SQL> DATABASE DISMOUNTED

SQL> EXIT;

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Esta é uma homenagem que faço á meus amigos DBAs.

Aos que foram, como eu, aos que são e aos que ainda serão.

“Não use drogas, a vida é uma viagem”

Os textos aqui constantes forada dm em parte ou todo coletados na internet.  http://www.google.com/ http://www.wikipedia.com/         

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